"The Way I Am"

Once again proving that all my best ideas are stolen from elsewhere, I would like to show you a few versions of me I've cooked up. Some are "cooler" than others, but they are all best attempts at the "real me" not the cool version of me in my head. But the last one... well you'll see.

I like this guy, I think he looks like me, but he seems to have dropped his donut. I do not drop donuts.



My Meez is a little too "Rockstar", but but the longer my hair gets the more it really does fall in my face like that.



In this little story, I have ice cream, and therefore did not even notice the pot of gold in the middle of the road. Not to mention the Gorilla hiding in the woods waiting to pounce on those who would steal his poorly placed gold. Woe be to the traveler who has no Ice Cream! Woe indeed.




Alright, I made him a little cooler than I am, but he's a kid! I was cooler as a kid!




I don't know why the background is all "center of the universe-y" like that, but my weemee has his coffee, and that's all his got to say about that.



Yeah, he's bad ass, but can you blame him? I want that shirt.

So there you have it. Let's review shall we?
I'm slightly taller than average. A little heavy set, but still looking cool. I like blue, black and blanco as far as colors are concerned. I have a big beard, and bigger hair, and I love me some sunglasses. That's me in a nutshell.